Cowboy Duck NFT Shop

This is not a scam, because I'm not actually selling any NFTs!
(NFTs are a scam, do not buy them.)
(Trust me, it's not worth it.)

Classic Cowboy Duck

Everyone's favorite internet character freshly minted as an NFT!

This is not a scam!
You asked for it, and now it's here! The phenomenon that has taken the internet by storm, now finally available as an NFT! You can pay me some crypto currency, and I will then give you a verifiable code that confirms that you did, in fact, pay me something! Unfortunately this doesn't mean that you own the IP, nor the copyright to the image itself, as that belongs to me. However, you do get to show others the code you'll get from me to prove that you paid me some form of digital currency!

Cowboy Duck with gun

Your favorite internet character exercising their second amendment right!

This is not a scam!
You better watch out, Cowboy Duck has a gun! This NFT has it all, feathers, a cowboy hat, and even a gun (with accompanying sound effect*). If you have the right amount of coin (this is a crypto currency joke), you can own this NFT. Like the previous NFT, you don't actually own the right to distribute or claim copyright on the image, but you can show off a token that proves you paid me in some kind of fancy digital currency! Do whatever you want with the string of letters and numbers, and I'll do whatever I want when I cash in the currency you give me.

*The sound effect doesn't actually play any noise, but rather is an onomatopoetic interpretation of how a gun being shot might sound. Also, I am aware that both NFTs do have a gun, but this one's a shooting gun so it's kinda cooler and also is more in line with the phrase "exercising their second amendment right."